Curse

Shadowmere · Jan 26, 2008, 05:08 PM // 17:08

not really intended as strange, but a rather amusing typo the group's monk made

Kiragi Yagami · Jan 26, 2008, 05:20 PM // 17:20

right, i was on my PvP female ele in GToB trying to buy a few zaishen keys (i know, im a complete idiot) and i get a random team invite. i accept, and say "hey, how many keys have you got? im buying for 2.7k each." and he ignores me. i notice he continues to add people to the group. once the group is full, he takes us out into the Isle, and starts running around somewhere. at this point, i noticed that ALL of the people he invited to the group were female except for him. i think "ok, he might just want to open the chest with people around to see for some reason...", but he runs all the way to the one "enchanter" zaishen person and starts attacking. most people leave, except me and about 2 others, we wanted to see where he was going with this. (maybe he wants girls around to show off his "leet" sin powers? he was an assassin btw...), and after we "help" him kill the damn thing, he starts flexing on its body, and everyone leaves but me. he starts saying "u like me?" "i like u" "wanna be my gf?". ignore lists are SO ftw. im a guy by the way, and my character was a girl. shocking.

The Little Viking · Jan 26, 2008, 11:45 PM // 23:45

Was actually something my husband did in ascalon before we got the storage upgrades...

"Carpenter for hire..will expand storage for 10k and 250 wood".

For a week he had to play as off line due to the people that took it seriously PMing him all the time.

was one of the funniest things i ever saw.

Seef II · Jan 27, 2008, 12:00 AM // 00:00

Someone PM'ed me in French while I was WTSing in kamadan. I have no idea what he was saying, and there were no numbers like "10k" in his text.

Smile Like Umean It · Jan 27, 2008, 12:11 AM // 00:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taurucis

LAMO! Tell me there's more to that convo and you're gonna post it later?

Taurucis · Jan 27, 2008, 12:15 AM // 00:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smile Like Umean It

LAMO! Tell me there's more to that convo and you're gonna post it later?

Sorry, that's it. I was busy flaming the entire international district of Heroes' Ascent... and soon after I said that he went offline.

doudou_steve · Jan 27, 2008, 12:26 AM // 00:26

Some ramdom guy Pm'ed me today: Your face is like a toilet. I want to shit on it!

That hurts...

some guy · Jan 27, 2008, 01:26 AM // 01:26

This guy just pmed me in LA

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i was like wtf

kekoa_aimoku · Jan 27, 2008, 01:31 AM // 01:31

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Originally Posted by Chik N Nuggets

just had this one:

the guy asked me if i was new to the game.. and when i said 25 months he said it hasnt been out for that long. =\

lmao thats funny

Smile Like Umean It · Jan 27, 2008, 02:12 AM // 02:12

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Originally Posted by doudou_steve

Some ramdom guy Pm'ed me today: Your face is like a toilet. I want to shit on it!

That hurts...

Maybe instead of thinking you were fugly, he was really into Coprophilia. If that helps... I dobut it.

Alex the Great · Jan 27, 2008, 03:19 AM // 03:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadowmere

not really intended as strange, but a rather amusing typo the group's monk made

accdentilly said that instead of "harpies"

-Makai- · Jan 27, 2008, 07:57 PM // 19:57

I was selling materials as my Ranger in Ascalon City when I got a random PM from someone who was obviously new:

him: hey can i have that coat?
Me: Huh?
him: can i have ur armor?
Me: So you want me to just hand you this coat, which took me a very long time to obtain?
him: yeah lol
Me: Uh...I don't think so.
him: ur a sissie

Yeah, that tops it for me...

Selket · Jan 27, 2008, 08:53 PM // 20:53

My photobucket is full of strange things I've said, strange things said to me, and even stranger things; like lesbian ascalon guards.

keithmcm · Jan 28, 2008, 04:08 PM // 16:08

I would like to defend the males using female characters thing. I am a 54 year old fat guy and play female casters. Your character is what you have to look at while you play (unless you pat 1st person and I don't know anyone who does). Why not make it nice to look at? Okay a couple times I've had to explain to children that I am not female.
For funny, the level of literacy cracks me up. Some of it is English as a 2nd language people, which is understandable. But many are the product of our educational system. It cracks me up and makes me sad at the same time.
That one in the link 3 pages ago was priceless.

Otsegoflesh · Jan 28, 2008, 05:58 PM // 17:58

i've got a character named after a german actress, so once when i was just out with henchies i got a random pm in all sorts of german nonsense. didnt understand a word.

Zeek Aran · Jan 30, 2008, 03:57 AM // 03:57

Bump!

Shakti · Jan 30, 2008, 04:44 AM // 04:44

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Originally Posted by Zeek Aran

Bump!

Priceless!

So I'm in Kamalag the other day on my one and only lonely male char. This guy starts hitting on a hot ele "girl". Except she's a he and tells the guy this. He starts with the "WTF YOU ---) crap, she/he is just laughing his/her ass off. So I pipe in "Wanna really hurt your brain? I'm really a girl! Just because the toon is one thing, don't assume the player is unless you wanna cyber fat men kid." So then the "ele girl" PMs me
"Are you really a girl?"
"yup" I say
"LMFAO so am I! I just loooooooooove !@#$ing with bratty horney boys!"

Have no idea if she/he really was a him/her but damn it was funny.

DarkNecrid · Jan 30, 2008, 04:51 AM // 04:51

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-I had a character named Perv Toucher and in a team(RA again) our monk was named '' I Like To Be Touched '' so i told him/her we belong together(joking). But after the battle she whispered me and began to talk strange, then i asked her: ''Did you believe my joke'' and her: ''oh.....you were joking....''

LMAO

I was in that RA with you!

Serra Mu · Jan 30, 2008, 05:49 AM // 05:49

It happens 1 week ago... in LA. No screenshot sorry.

Guy : who r u?
Serra Mu (me) : I'm Serra Mu.
Guy : yea i know tat but irl?
Serra Mu : At first, write well please because you will have some difficulties when you will be at school, second, why are you bothering me because there are like 50 others people over there and you decided to pm me...
Guy : i ask u who r u irl.
Serra Mu : I tell you 2 things.
Guy : i know but who r u!!!!!! ur so hot !!!! can u be naked 4 me?
(*wow*)
Serra Mu : I'm a Monk.
Guy : yeah and you r really hot 4 a Monk!!!
Serra Mu: I hope you know that Monk don't do that, also beware of God, he observes people like you and punish them especially when you are disturbing his servants.
(I'm a Monk by the way)
Guy : oh ****, I forgot tat !!! im really sorry!!!!
Serra Mu : Don't worry, go pray Dwayna and she will tell God that you apologize for what you do.
Guy : it will work 4 sure???
Serra Mu : Err... Well you have to write well too like I said before and I'm sure God will be happy and forgive you.
Guy : okay i will try! thx serra!!
Serra Mu : No problem, may dwayna bless you.

For information, I'm not interrested in religion or anything else, I was just playing with him, also, I don't know if he was playing with me too but it was funny.
If he was not joking... well... I save one guy for being dumb.

Zonzai · Jan 30, 2008, 06:58 AM // 06:58

wut tat waz u?

can u be naked 4 me?

thx serra!!